Pooping bird 💩

Today at school 🏫 something hilarious and disgusting happened. Here is the story.... The bell 🔔 had just gone. That bell means ' time to have your lunch'. We were all chatting away and having our lunch. While I was eating my cucumbers I was listening to the birds, thinking how nice they sound. Once I finished my cucumbers there was only 2 minutes left. So I decided to eat my popcorn that I didn't finish. While I was eating my popcorn and chatting away a bird came out of nowhere and pooped on my shoulder!!! The bad thing was that I never saw the bird that pooped on my shoulder. I ran to the bathroom and tried to wash it off.  Lucky my best friend was there to help me. I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed until the bird poo came off. There was still a bit left so my best friend helped me get it off. There is a little stain on my school top. But once I put it in the laundry it should come off. Then I remembered about 3 years ago a bird came and pooped on my lunch box. I was too scared to eat my lunch that day. Maybe that bird that pooped on my lunchbox 3 years ago was the same bird that pooped on my shoulder. Now I don't eat food under trees. And now I always watch out for my enemy. (That pooping bird)